O rose of May! Or December.

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atOlla feat. Matilda (Lourdes) – Ophelia

We are capable of [tweeting] our own distress. Our garments are heavy with drink, pulled from our melodious slumber to a muddy — and unfashionable — death. Divided from ourselves and all judgment (thank you, block function). We will upload pictures. Flickr and Instagram pictures. Of beasts, brunches and bullshit. Our madness will be paid by the weight of our WD 2TB Portable HDDs. Maids to our own well-kept statuses, dear brothers and sisters. Will our morals be likened to the wizened contrariness of embittered assholes? [Bereft of]… thought and affliction, passion, unwise to hell itself. We are poseurs of favor and prettiness in their calm, electronic absence.

[Unearthed.]

Oh, we’re doing lists? Yay, lists!

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The Middle East – Pig Food

Three meals that were eaten at least once a week, throughout the year after I discovered that they existed, as I desired to sit bloated and content in the sun, slowly recovering from a hangover.

3. The BLT — with a smudge of avocado — sandwich on Turkish bread from Newscaf, Newtown.
Mammoth and messy, it smears green and drips red. Swine strips on your tongue. Terrible for your arteries, great for your hangovers. You decide which is more important.

2. Ham, cheese and tomato open grill sandwich on Turkish bread from Newscaf, Newtown.
Cheese, so much cheese. A town of tomato and ham situated near an erupting volcanic cheddar, molten queso terrorising the townsfolk’s livelihoods and sating their taste-buds all at once.

1. The beef Chimichanga from Beach Burrito Company, Newtown.
Hey, God. Is this what you eat? I think this is what you eat. You spent, like, a day on the planets and the sun and the wind and wireless internet, then you spent six days on this. Intoxicating, addictive. I would better understand Eve’s unbearable temptations if this were hanging from the tree in Eden.

Three songs that inevitably burrowed their melodies into the crevices of daily listening, whether or not they fit the weather patterns, life occurrences and time constraints.

3. Paul Banks – The Base

Yes, yes. Why? It’s simple. It flickers and flickers and spins itself into an earthly refrain. Paul — can I call him Paul? — offers a morsel of poignancy: “Now and then / I can see the truth / above the lies. / Now and then / I can see you’re truly / anesthetized.”

2. The xx – Chained

“Separate / or combine / I ask you.” The xx’s follow-up was hotly anticipated, sourly received, carefully neglected. This is right. Sad and right and easily repeated. More of Oliver’s twists of tongue and the instrumental minimalism that so compelled audiences to listen to lovelorn tales quietly.

1. Freedom Fry – Summer In The City

Freedom Fry have been here once before. They were chirpy and sanguine-sweet then, in the middle of winter, and now as the mercury rises their rotation in the household — as cupboards are cleaned or in the car as the road to the sand and ocean gets shorter — is unquestioned.

Songs that mean more now than they did before, or “Songs That Joan Has Professed To Love All Along When Once He Ignored Or Under-Appreciated Them And Now He Is Really Sorry, Please Forgive Him.”

3. Bloc Party – Positive Tension

AND YOU CANNOT RUN OR EVER, EVER ESCAPE. AND YOU CANNOT RUN OR EVER, HIDE IT AWAY. SOMETHING GLORIOUS IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. OH MAN OH MAN I FUCKING LOVE THIS SONG NOW. I DIDN’T BEFORE BUT THE DRUMS, MAN, THE DRUMS! “RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN.” THEN THAT GUITAR KICKS IN AND THEY GO, THEY SAY

WHY’D YOU HAVE TO GET SO HYSTERICAL? WHY’D YOU HAVE TO GET SO HYSTERICAL? WHY’D YOU HAVE TO GET SO HYSTERICAL? WHY’D YOU HAVE TO GET SO HYSTERICAL? WHY’D YOU HAVE TO GET SO HYSTERICAL? WHY’D YOU HAVE TO GET SO HYSTERICAL? WHY’D YOU HAVE TO GET SO HYSTERICAL? WHY’D YOU HAVE TO GET SO HYSTERICAL? WHY’D YOU HAVE TO GET SO HYSTERICAL?

WHY’D YOU HAVE TO GET… SO FUCKING USELESS?

2. Radiohead – Myxomatosis. (Judge, Jury & Executioner.)

I remember: Thom Yorke, frenzied and impassioned with his microphone clasped sweatily to his bearded lips. The distortion rang out and shook the arena. Droning and droning. The crowd cheering and waving, twitching and salivating. I know why I was so tongue-tied.

1. The Smiths – This Charming Man

Somewhere this song was lost. When The Smiths were every song played, this song was lost and that was a goddam shame. Infectious and, yes, charming. Rooms rise when this song comes on, limbs jerking and heads shaking from left-to-right while the bartenders call Last Drinks and nobody hears them. The year is ending and the stores are closing and the jobs are lost and they don’t hear it. They just keep dancing. Uh-ah!

[Yeah, take the time out of your day, and buy these albums and singles and soundtracks to your years to come.]

My five favorite albums this year

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high five!

1. Shearwater – Animal Joy
Song. Post. Buy.
“With the blood from your nose running hot on your fingers.”
2. Frank Ocean – Channel Orange
Song. Post. Buy.
“Why see the world when you got the beach?”
3. Delta Spirit – Delta Spirit
Song. Post. Buy.
“I want you to wander silent past my outstretched arms.”
4. The Mountain Goats – Transcendental Youth
Song. Post. Buy.
“The yoga of self-mutilation.”
5. Deerhoof – Breakup Song
Song. Post forthcoming, one would assume. Buy.
“Like a robot on the dance floor, a muscle in the heart.”

I can do the hippy shake shake

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Richie 1250 & The Brides of Christ – Boogaloo

Rod and Kate were achingly cool and everything I ever wanted to be when I hit my mid-to-late-thirties.

Rod was wild haired, glassesed and smiling with a firm, dry handshake. His hello melted with his polite “Excuse me” as he sloped into his kitchen. Kate was towering and makeup-free, fond “He’s just so busy with work”s and loose hair over plaid shirt with the sleeves pushed up.

Their apartment was in Brooklyn and had a fire escape that you could climb onto via the window behind the ficus and there was a cardboard moose head on the wall. Their dog didn’t bark and looked like a tiny, shaggy, white bear. He scrabbled around my ankles, stuck his nose in my crotch and slobbered all over my coat. I wanted to put him in my weekender and take him back with me.

“Sorry about my tornado.” (She was referring to the tumble of travel books and underwear surrounding a half-packed suitcase.) “I’m a horrible packer. Would you like a cup of coffee? We got some of this coffee that you just pour it over, in a spiral… it’s the new thing. Have you had it? I’ll make you coffee the trendy Brooklyn way.”

I perched on their convertible sofa bed while Kate bustled in the kitchen and Rod murmured to an important art-related client via Skype about some important art-related matter.

She handed me a saucer with this new, fancy, pour-over coffee and some crystallised ginger on the side, “because it’s good for you.”

They had a jukebox-cum-bar in their living room, and Kate bemoaned the broken needle.

“I’ll show you how to light her up, though. She’s something when she’s lit.”

With the dog snuffling at my feet, sipping this fancy Brooklyn coffee, spicy ginger burning my tongue, I nodded and enthused as Kate scribbled endless restaurants and bars onto tiny pieces of note paper for my personal reference – the best bagels this side of the Park, a blood orange donut which is sinful, Korean tacos (“It sounds weird, right? But trust me”), jerk chicken and Caribbean mac and cheese, the fluffiest morning pancakes you’ll ever have.

She sent me out the door with their family pass to the Brooklyn Botanical Gardens tucked into my purse.

“Go exploring! We’ll leave the light on for when you get back.”

When I left two days later, I forgot I had the pass. I had to mail it back to them, profusely apologetic note underscored with a silent plea to fold me into their perfect lives.

[The Terrifying Splendour of…/Cody Rocko]

The day started with a bloody drip

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Modern Baseball – The Weekend

The brand engraving on my shower-head says “Oxygenics”, which makes me think of cryogenics and that makes me nervous to take showers, so I stand only facing away from the taps. When it comes to washing my front I retreat backwards through the spray like it’s  a waterfall.

It’s like peek-a-boo from when you were two years old and had no developed concept of object permanence: if I can’t see it, it’s not there. It’s not happening. I will not be frozen in a dreamless deathlike state.

I once tried showering with Sam, but he wanted me to face the shower-head and even though I stared at the soap scum between the tiles instead of the engraved “Oxygenics”, I was waiting for the steam to turn to fog and the water to start jetting out liquid nitrogen and for us to freeze in our places oh god like blue statues in a frozen rain.

I have my water scalding, so when I shove back the curtain and try not to slip on the bathroom tiles, I’m lobster-red and slightly puffy all over. I once got out of a shower and realised that my whole face was completely dry, just staring back at me in the mirror, lobster-red and slightly puffy all over.

[Modern Baseball.]

We have the rations to go anywhere

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Freelance Whales – Locked Out

Jeremy can’t decide what makes them the most conspicuous: the out-of-state license plates, the “Obama-Biden 2012” sticker tacked to the inside of the rear window, the ’80s girl pop blasting from the speakers, or Lucas.

Because Lucas is wearing leopard-print sneakers and a shirt with panthers all over it. Because his hair that morning had been swooped into a gravity defying pompadour in the style of late-’50s Elvis and pronounced “flawless.” Because his blond lashes are colored with a hint of mascara and the blue under his eyes is neutralised with a hint of concealer. Because he’s leaning head-on-folded-arms out the window with a cigarette trapped between pointer and middle fingers as he sings along to Kate Bush. Because his head snaps up like a Cocker Spaniel as they drive past the welcome sign for Scottsville, Kentucky, and he shouts over the road and the wind and the music,

“We have to stop here! They have an all-you-can-eat catfish diner!”

So when Jeremy pulls into the diner (Mama Catfish, H fucking Christ) he parks right in front of the greasy windows, and when they get asked by a sever “booth or table?”, he blurts out “booth” through his teeth, and when she starts to lead them into the back he ignores her and pushes Lucas to the one closest to the door.

He hears Lucas ask for “a plate of your finest catfish, ma’am” through water earplugs, garbled and fuzzy from a distance. Jeremy is a state-of-the-art security system, head swivelling on his neck like a sprinkler, cht cht cht shhhhhhhhhhh, cht cht cht  shhhhhhhhhhh. He registers a glass of water being set in front of him. There are tiny air bubbles in a cluster near the rim and he wonders if the waitress spit in it.

Lucas is drumming his fingers on the table.

The waitress is shuffling behind the counter, drawling out the order.

The family in the corner is eating catfish.

A polo-wearing guy and his girlfriend are eating catfish.

An elderly couple is eating catfish.

The bearded man sitting at the counter with a cup of coffee is eating catfish.

A plate is put down in front of Lucas, and then he’s eating catfish too. He brandishes pierced pieces of crumbed white fish over the table, urging Jeremy to “try a bit, it’s like fried E.” Jeremy chews slowly. It tastes like nothing. Lucas is telling him how fresh it is, how good the crumb is, how flaky the flesh is, “oh fuck me Jeremiah, this is good catfish.”

No one’s looking at them. They’re all just eating their stupid catfish.

[Diluvia/Amanda Charchian.]

Working hard to be an optimist

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Hold my hopes underwater

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Mountain Goats – Until I Am Whole

It had been three days since Meg was caught and thrown back in the water. Meg was a fish.

She thought about it a lot. Biting down and feeling only searing pain. The tug-tug-tug upward through the water and then – gasp – breaking through into the air. Gasping for oxygen, surrounded by air. Blink-blink-blinking as a middle-aged Hispanic dude in a florescent windbreaker held her down on the top of a white cooler and yanked the hook out. Pain again. Then the perfect, serene moment as she hung in the air, twisting slowly as she fell alongside the pier before – SPLASH – hitting water.

Now, three days later, how was she supposed to react? Did everyone expect her to go right on living as if nothing had happened? As if her mouth didn’t bleed and scab over? Was she supposed to count herself lucky and treasure the gratuitous life handed her? Even after a molestation like that?

Mostly, she was stunned. She swam listlessly, feeling water pour over her mouth scab. Lately she found herself going limp. Still awake, but limp. She would just let the tide push her against a buoy, as she silently blinked-blinked-blinked at the world around her, for hours. Or she’d let the wake from a boat spin her over and over. Just drifting.

Every once in a while she got mad. What – she wasn’t good enough even to eat? Not worth the humdrum effort of a quick hammer blow to end her life? She was rejected even by her enemies, not worth anyone’s time.

She thought of suicide a lot. She would flop up onto a raft and cough to death in the oxygen and sun. Or maybe she would scrape off her own gills on some coral and suffocate under water. She knew that if she found a gaping predator mouth big enough, she would swim right on in. She didn’t doubt that for a second.

But all there was to do between now and when she plucked up enough courage to do what the fisherman had failed to do — end her miserable life — was to keep on existing.

Mountain Goats – Spent Gladiator 2

Mountain Goats write anthems for the suicidal who, thus far, have chosen not to commit suicide. AKA you and AKA me. [Transcendental Youth.]

The blood from your nose running hot in your fingers

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Shearwater – You As You Were

Some thoughts on seeing Shearwater and Dinosaur Jr at The Observatory in Santa Ana on Oct. 10:

  •   Concerts start late. No other genre of event starts an hour and a half after the time printed on tickets. But everyone expects it with concerts. The room was only half full until right before Shearwater started.
  •   This means a lot of standing. I’m good at standing. I’m a competent stander. But recently I bought these new boots. They make me look fantastic and I get excited to wear them (even if they aren’t fuck-off menacing), but they suck to stand in. By the end of the show my toes were going to sleep.
  •   Before the show there were two lines. I asked the barkeep what the other one was for, and he said the singer from Thrice is playing worship music somewhere else in the venue. Humans have let some pretty awful things happen throughout history, and this ranks among them.
  •   I paid $9 for a PBR tallboy. They’re like two bucks at 7-Eleven. That’s an impressive markup. So impressive I forgot to tip the bartender. I’m pretty sure this makes me an awful human being.
  •   Shearwater played mostly Animal Joy material. That album is life-affirming. I felt all of the feelings, and I felt them strongly. My torso was full to bursting with liquid emotion, and I could feel it rising in my throat, threatening to choke me. I bet if I had taken off my shirt, my chest would have glowed.
  •   Rob Delaney talks (earnestly, I think) of better understanding his parents’ divorce after seeing a live dance performance. My parents are still together, but I felt like a wholer human being after the show.
  •   Chatter between songs was minimal. Sample dialog: “Dinosaur Jr will melt your faces in short order. First, we’re going to play you some songs of sadness and love.”
  •   That was Jonathan Meiburg. He makes me jealous. He’s tall, handsome, and has a voice like monsoon rains in the jungle. I always imagine he must have been nervous starting a band, though. Shearwater’s music is earnest and profound, and if you don’t hit the mark every time his voice would just make it sound ridiculous.
  •   After the blistering vocal performance of “Eternal as fire” on Insolence, the guy behind me scoffed during the brief musical pause. The feeling I felt then was anger.
  •   It must be tough as an opening band. You can kill it every night and still everyone (besides me, in this case) is waiting for you to go away so someone they like more will come on. That’s got to grind you down.
  •   This tour is sans Kim or Thor. I don’t know where they are or why they are not along. I missed them.
  •   Everyone in Shearwater wore jeans. I find tour apparel interesting. You’ve got to pick something comfortable but trendy, and it’s got to hold up dirty and wrinkled and frayed. This is your look, your brand. I don’t imagine bands get to wash their clothes too often. I remember David Bazan excitedly telling me about these self-drying socks he bought. He would rinse them in the hotel sink every night and they’d be ready and dry in the morning.
  •   Besides clothes and instruments and amps, tour vans have to fit extra drum sticks and guitar strings and gaffer tape. I imagine a slowly dwindling pile as the band incrementally goes through its stock. Planning ahead for months’ worth of guitar strings is probably not what people think about when they start a band.
  •   Shearwater closed with a cover, but I didn’t know it. Any help?
  •   Dinosaur Jr’s guitar tech has his arm in a sling, which he awkwardly worked around when setting up. Then he pulled it out when tuning the guitar. He had shoulder-length hair and was balding.
  •   All of Dinosaur Jr’s roadies had long hair. Part of befriending J Mascis, I suppose. One of them, when he leaned down to help pull the rug under the drum set forward, displayed a huge amount of crack.
  •   Murph, the drummer, wore khaki shorts. He has old man legs. It reminded me of how old these guys are — mid-40s. They’ve been making music since the early ’80s, persevering through decades and band-breakups and age and the grind of touring. There are some people who will just keep at their craft no matter what. I like that. I like to think that artists would toil away even if there was no money involved, quietly writing and editing and revising during nights after work under a sickly-yellow light of a bulb not nearly strong enough.
  •   Anyways, Murph is bald. He has to use a rag to wipe the sweat off his dome between songs. Mascis and Lou Barlow, when they nod their heads to noodle, hide behind their hair. It’s an odd juxtaposition.
  •   The shitbrains teenager behind me kept describing Shearwater as “flatline.” This puzzled me; Dinosaur Jr is as atonal as rock gets. There’s color in the guitar solos, but the rest is as straight and abrasive as it comes. What a shitbrain.
  •   J Mascis abandons his trademark lenticular look when he plays. I’ve never seen him without glasses on and it made me slightly uncomfortable, like I was watching him get ready for sleep or a shower (the only times I take off my glasses).
  •   Lou does all the talking, even though Mascis sings the majority of the songs. It’s a weird dynamic, especially if you remember that Mascis once fired Barlow.
  •   During one song, a guy stuck his arm out next to my head and recorded the thing on his iPhone. I will never understand this generation’s need to (shittily) document everything it experiences. I don’t like bootlegs. Bands spend months and thousands of dollars so that albums have the best version of songs on them. Why listen to the unedited version? The joy of concerts is the experience, the volume, the tremors. All of that is lost as soon as it’s crammed into an iPhone.
  •   I hate encores. I’ve been to several dozen concerts in my life, and can only think of one or two that didn’t do them. Listen, bands. Be honest. Play your allotment of songs and then trudge off. Encores hold negligible power if everyone does them every time. This frustrates me. We can all see the guitar and bass tech not breaking the set down yet. We can all hear the absence of house music. It’s this ritual we’re put through despite both sides knowing there’s no surprise and neither benefiting. Stop pretending.
  •   I chatted with a bouncer who looked like a black Joseph Gordon-Levitt. He said he doesn’t even check who is playing, just shows up every night. He also said he’s never had to jump over the fence at the front to tackle anybody, which disappointed me. Midway through Shearwater’s set, someone toked up in the middle of the standing pit. The bouncers have to see that shit, so I imagine they just don’t care. Probably ends up being tricky legal ground for venues if people keep getting arrested for weed.
  •   I picked up Animal Joy from the merch table because I didn’t own a physical copy yet. That means I’ve only ever listened on my speakers or headphones. What I learned on the drive home is that my car speakers are awful.

[Animal Joy / vertoiseau]

It’s the softer ones in taller shoes

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Norwegian Arms – Tired Of Being Cold

I met Penelope and liked her right away. I liked her blonde hair and her huge eyes and her op-shop shirt and suede boots. And even though Penelope’s boyfriend was one of my good friends, and he and I had drunk beers and danced and fallen asleep on each other, I was feeling hot in the face and pressure behind my eyes.

I kissed my friend on the cheek (because that’s what you do with good friends), and our hug lasted a few seconds too long and had too much distance between our crotches. I looked at Penelope over his shoulder, could see her pupils blown wide and her body rolling on incapable feet, and the way she smiled slow and warm at the girl who was holding her boyfriend. I was spilling my beer down his back and Penelope was just swaying there. There were vapours rising off the three of us; light a match and we’d all explode.

We danced and people gave us a wide berth. We showered everyone in pints and washed their hair with rum-and-cokes. None of us could sing the lyrics. None of us could hear the music. It was noise noise noise and we were inside it.

And because my friend has a beard and looks like a dirty hippie, everyone always rides him hard and puts him back wet, and he just shakes it off with a passable Jeff Bridges impersonation and a toast. So just like everyone else, I said “Your beard looks like you made it out of your tobacco”, and “I can’t believe they let you into uni”, and added “Loser” to the end of everything. He held up his beer and said “Learner’s permit” and “Arts degree” and “flipping burgers.”

Penelope laughed, laughed fucking huge, laughed so fucking huge you could fit a fist or a bird or a head in her mouth. Her teeth were straight and her tongue was pink. She swallowed us both whole while we looked at each other instead of her and then turned to her in synchronicity and asked, “Do you want another drink?”

[Wolf Like a Stray Dog/LeeKirby.]