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Hoping you might whistle

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Architecture In Helsinki – Wishbone

Devin pulled her jacket on while heading out the door. A quick stop at the store later, she arrived at Addison’s house and let herself in; it was never locked. Deep in the utensil drawer, she hid a new wine bottle opener, one of those nice ones with the metal wings that made it so easy to uncork bottles.

Out on the street she saw a parking ticket on the car next to hers. Devin slipped it out from under the windshield wiper and paid it.

Then she drove up past the border into Canada. At the first town, she pulled over and found a post office. There she scrawled the name and address of her neighbor on an envelope and stuffed enough money for two months’ rent in it.

On the drive back, she cranked down the windows and played Architecture In Helsinki at full blast.

A mile away from her house, she parked in the driveway of her friend Ryanne and put a bottle of tequila inside the screen door.

In her car, Devin found a crumpled piece of paper and a blunt pencil. In big letters she wrote:

“Hey,

Listen, sometimes life’s alright and sometimes it sucks. But with friends like you, it’s mostly alright. Sorry to hear about your sister. Just know – now especially – that you’re valued and loved and treasured and I really hope you don’t move away.”

She didn’t sign it, just folded it twice and put it in the mailbox of Taylor across the street.

Whistling, Devin went home. In front of her door she found three green apples in a sack that hadn’t been there when she left. She shined one on her shirt and took a bite. It was crisp.

[Buy In Case We Die.]

Lève-toi, c’est décidé.

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Camille – Ta Douleur

In the sweltering mid-afternoon Jerome caught the wind. In his arms, he held two buckets of water. The heat had been beating down on his boil-ridden back for hours as he walked from the well back to the village where his family – his father, mother, and two sisters – were waiting, parched. He resisted the impulse to wash his dusty skin clean. He declined to take even a sip. He walked on. And the heat was terrible, this aching drone on his pores that wouldn’t stop, like a horde of bees in a windowless room. And when the sun had swung highest, sitting perched atop the sky in the midday hour, he had felt closer than ever before to stopping. But the wind had come, just a gentle breeze, and relieved his tired eyes of dust and swept away the dirt from his leathery arms and aroused a soft smile.

Teach me to reach my desires (with some grace)

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The Mamas & The Papas – Dream A Little Dream of Me

And he plugged in.

He lifted his shirt, flicked and tucked away some dust and mess from his belly button, sat against the wall, back-straight, and fit his spine into the vertical charger. Some rummaging, some swaying, but the eventual click. The mirror opposite told him the dulled whites of his eyes had flicked to lime green wash; he was in. He wanted music and dreams and a home, but he had to wait for the charge. A wait to drink it in. A boy who wanted to be a hanging picture, not the leaning mess on the floor’s back. No surprise.

The back of his head, his backing, took to the cold wall as he ran it across a small clump of dried paint, scratching at a spot somewhere on his scalp. Pop. His back took to the wall, too, and so his curved neck, the space untouched by brick, caused irritation. Phantom irritation.

There was too much hair on his knees, he thought; a sign of diabetes, he had once read – maybe. His shins were balding (both), but of the two patches it was the right-sided patch that lacked subtlety, and through his socks he could see his second toe was longer than the first. These are the type of things you think of in a state of charge, he thought.

Sitting there for hours, the charge bar hadn’t yet reached halfway, but the energy fell into him like fierce surges of electric waves. Progress. Feel.

He drifted in his impatience and dreamed dreams of her and of a home somewhere else. [Buy.]

I’m deserving of your love, but you think I am not good enough.

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Flight Facilities – Crave You (f/ Giselle)

I let your fingers wander down the waistband of my skirt and tuck your kisses into the comfort of my breast pocket. I have decided to keep them with me, close to the heart that shakes this ribcage right to the point of breaking. I’ve never before had a vital organ attempt to escape my body, but I imagine this is exactly what it feels like. But I cannot blame her for wishing to be with her rightful owner. My heart knows that she will corrode in my chest and her only hope of survival is to be beside yours. Your interest, however painful, lies not with my heart. If she relocates to my underpants, will you then pocket her in your jeans? You know, the ones you never wash. It is not safe for me to be around you or that I even want to. It’s not fair that, when I tell you I love you, you change the subject or that you speak in one word sentences. I don’t like that everything ends with a full stop as though it’s finite. I’d stand on my head for you, I open my legs for you, I’d kneel on tiles for you, but nothing it seems will do. I’m preparing for the day that you find my heart withered in your closet, homeless and unwilling to forgive. The day you finally voice your love for me. The day I scoff and say “Ok.” [Buy.]

(drawing by Lucia)

(Raezle guests for us today. I can only hope she will again soon.)

You got walls for skin

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pat JORDACHE – get IT

SOON AFTER SETTLING in Seattle, nearly everyone acquires a version of the people-here-are-sooo-nice story. There’s the comic after-you-no-please-after-you traffic merge. And the fellow who held the elevator door when you were still 20 feet away. Then that time some lady offered you change for the meter.

Those who move to Seattle also have another kind of story. But you don’t broadcast this one. You keep it to yourself or whisper it to other transplants. It goes something like this:

You’re talking to a co-worker/someone at a party/fill in the blank. In any other town, this person looks like someone with whom you might be friends. Potential friend asks, “So what are you up to this weekend?”

“Oh, I don’t have any plans yet. I just moved to Seattle and don’t really know anybody . . .”

You try not to look desperate.

Friend-to-be smiles and, for a brief, shining moment you think to yourself: Finally, someone is going to ask me to do something. Invite me to a party. Happy hour. Brunch with the girls. It’ll be just like “Sex and the City.” She’ll be Charlotte; you’ll be Carrie!

You feel a chill coming on. Still smiling, Friend-Not-On-Your-Life politely excuses herself, “Well, have a nice weekend then.”

Ouch.

You’ve just experienced the infamous Seattle Freeze. It’s the flip side of Seattle Nice. Welcome to Seattle . . . Now please go away.

[Seattle is] the ideal seatmate on an airplane. We slide in, exchange a smile and a succinct pleasantry, then leave you be for the rest of the flight. Alaska Airlines should capitalize on this with ads that promise: “Uninterrupted service from Seattle — and we mean it.”

(These words stolen from the Seattle Times, specifically Julia Sommerfeld.)

[Pay whatever you can for FUTURE songs, or pay just $10 and get an O.G. cassette tape.]

Let’s talk about spaceships.

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Say Hi To Your Mom – Let’s Talk About Spaceships

If you were going to converse about spaceships, what would you say?

…that, certain childhood fantasies aside, humanity’s progress in creating flying machines is really rather disappointing?

…that Serenity weighed 282,500 pounds, could carry 18 passengers, and deserved another season?

…that, without any specific scientific knowledge, you’re reasonably sure NASA’s rockets get much worse gas mileage than the average Hummer — at least until you reach the Mesophere; then it’s up for some debate?

…that Will Smith makes a solid pilot but you’d trade him to have Jeff Goldblum as your navigator?

…that we’ll be lucky to last a week when the aliens show up?

…that Bono isn’t the only one staring at the sun; he’s just the one with the most pairs of sunglasses?

…that it would be fun to piss in zero gravity, no matter the results?

…that Luke Skywalker got at least a little lucky?

Ultimately, I think, you’d end up changing the subject.

[Buy Numbers & Mumbles.]

(Noah guests for tune the proletariat today. Zac tells me he lives in San Fran, and used to be the editor of a beer magazine.)

GALÁPAGOS

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Galapaghost – Human Unkind

The Galápagos Islands, littered with Endemics, lying to keep themselves alive. Corinne, a Cormorant, is adamant. “We’re not devolved. We’re just content. We don’t need to travel the world, breed with other species, grow strange limbs, spotted coats, and speak in strange tongues. I don’t even like traveling, anyway. I like it here. The sun sets and rises in the same skies and the seas are blue.” By her side, a leather-skinned tortoise celebrating another fistful of decades makes the second of its bi-annual migration to the mossy rocks across the inlet. “You see, you’re always changing. You don’t give yourself any chances. You’ll learn sometime that sticking around isn’t a terrible thing.”

[Buy Neptunes.]

(illustration by Justine L. Hirten)

I make my peace with the man

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LCD Soundsystem – Pow Pow

There are a couple of things that we know, that we learned from Fact Magazine:

1. The king wears a king hat and lives in a king house.

2. Your time will come, but tonight is our night, so you should give us all of your drugs.

3. We have a black president, and you do not. So shut up, because you don’t know shit about where I’m from that you didn’t get from your TV.

But honestly, and be honest with yourself, how much time do you waste? How much time do you blow every day?

[Buy This Is Happening and find yourself compulsively dancing on the sidewalks in front of strangers.]

(Photo yet again by the wonderful Glenn Jones.)

Oh look!

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If you’re looking around you and wondering, “Why does everything seem so sexy?” then you are not alone! The world hasn’t seen anything as erogenous as our new layout since the opening scene of Lost In Translation.

The layout design was done by the gracious and gorgeous Jordan Chatwin. Those charming little pictures you see at the top (they change when you refresh!) were drawn by Peter, Chie, and Katie. Send them all warm-hearted thank you emails!

I’ll leave you to poke around and coo in approval, but after you do, remember to like us on Facebook (because all we’ve ever wanted is to be liked), read Joan’s hackneyed thoughts on Twitter @tunethepro, and send us reams of emails to help stave off the loneliness.

ON AND ON

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The Fossil Collective – On & On

Jeffers drove trucks for a movers group. Mostly musical instruments. Gibsons in cases clattering, piano keys twinkling, oboes, xylophones, rows and rows of triangles cluttered together rumbling down the highway. His favorite song was Ray’s “Hit The Road, Jack” and he hummed the tune with one hand on the wheel, the other gripping stick. Don’t you come back no more, no more, no more, no more! Sometimes he’d whistle at girlies when he stopped for a coffee and a sandwich. Now and again they whistled back. Mostly they just laughed, waving sympathetically from their short shorts and crop tops.

[Buy the Honey Slides EP. Go here to watch the video – it’s incredible.]