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Review: The Hold Steady at the Showbox 08/17

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The Hold Steady – Chill Out Tent

I dragged my childhood friend Freeze to a The Hold Steady concert at the Showbox. We hadn’t seen each other since Love’s wedding eight months ago.

“I don’t enjoy concerts as much as I used to,” she said. “This isn’t really my scene anymore.”

And I understood. A mountain of a man, well over six feet and 300 pounds, beyond drunk, spent most of the concert hurling his body into the people around him, shoving Freeze around. He chucked his sandal into the crowd, his dull eyes following its flight. Then he stumbled forward, ready to part the sea of people before him or crush whoever didn’t move until he found his footwear again.

I wanted to elbow him in the temple, let him succumb to unconsciousness.

By contrast Craig Finn spilled unadulterated joy on the stage. With his polo shirt and nerdy glasses, he looked like any geek delighted that people actually came out to see him.

His speak-singing, punctuated by outstretched/imploring arms, was as earnest as his teenage girl narrators, telling the stories of Christians toking up and listless boys embracing the boredom of white suburbia. Curls of marijuana smoke licked at the colored lights as Finn sang:

Heaven is whenever / we can get together / sit down on your floor / and listen to your records.
Heaven is whenever / we can get together / lock your bedroom door / and listen to your records.

Finn’s goofy demeanor meant that his bright smile could only be taken as sincere. He claps like a bubbly child whenever one of his band-mates performs one of their monster guitar solos. “Rock is real people in a real room with real instruments playing real music,” he said, imploring us to clap along.

Real people – real sweaty people – bundled into each other, only the fabric they clothe themselves in separating the bodies as the entire crowd heaved forward during the upbeat tunes.

I raised my hand like in a worship song as we communed in songs of teenage angst and 20s listlessness.

Freeze, inside of me there is a recklessness and a destructive bent and an uncouth teenager. This is still my scene.

[You should really buy Boys And Girls In America, preferably at one of the stops in The Hold Steady’s tour.]

I’m sorry about making a pass

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Camera Obscura – Suspended From Class

Camera Obscura writes the soundtrack for PostSecret.com

[Buy Underachievers Please Try Harder.]

I hope she takes me home tonight

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Two Seconds To Midnight – Op1m1sm

Here is an exhaustive list of the things war is good for:

  • – Invigorating a slouching economy
  • – Cultivating patriotism
  • – Curbing overpopulation
  • – Fostering technological advancements

[Buy Architecture]

…in the seventies finally fall

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Arcade Fire – The Suburbs

Toby took his tacos outside and crouched on a curb. He knocked some sour cream off onto the concrete, devoured the tacos without tasting them, crumpled the wrappers and tossed them over his shoulder. The wind had given out, and there was no way to tell it was wintertime. Toby thought he might still be hungry.

“You littered.”

Toby turned. He didn’t get up. A little boy had snuck up on him. The boy’s mother was still in the car, griping at someone on a cell phone.

“It’s true,” Toby admitted. “You’ve caught me in an unlawful act.”

“Littering is bad for nature.”

“Nature will be okay,” Toby said. “Nature always wins in the end.”

“You can get a fine. Up to five hundred dollars.”

Toby looked up into the boy’s face. Something was wrong with one of the boy’s eyebrows. “When the time comes, you’re going to make one heck of a hall monitor.”

The boy looked from Toby to the wrappers. They weren’t going anywhere–not the slightest breeze.

“Some people got it, some don’t. You saw me gladly minding my own business over here and something about that bothered you.”

“Are you going to pick them up?”

“You ever hear of an ice age?”

“Yes,” said the boy.

“It might take a long time, but we’re headed for another one. When the iace age hits, a couple of taco wrappers won’t make much difference.”

The boy shrugged. His knuckles were raw, along with his elbows. His T-shirt had a dolphin on it.

Toby stood and brushed his hands together, cleaning them of the gravelly dirt. He touched the boy’s shoulder.

“Your mom doesn’t love you as much as she used to. She thinks there might be something wrong with you. Is she right? Is there something wrong with you?”

The boy’s mouth opened a bit and his funny eyebrow scrunched. He turned back toward his mother.

“You’ve noticed, haven’t you? You’ve been monitoring her and you’ve noticed a difference in how she treats you.”

The boy stared toward his mother in the car, waiting to state her case into the phone. Her eyes were pressed shut with impatience.

“It’s all the bad thoughts you have,” Toby said. “On the outside you’re a hall monitor, but on the inside you’re one sick lad.”

[Text stolen verbatim from the opening passage of Citrus County, by John Brandon, a novel I read within 24 hours, giggling and weeping simultaneously the whole way through, before spending a sleepless night tossing and turning and pondering why my life is so empty.]

[Buy The Suburbs.]

(photo by Louie Banks)

Your blood.

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Going against your mind

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The Electronic Anthology Project – I Dim Our Angst In Agony

The Electronic Anthology Project is “Built To Spill re-recorded in the vein of the ’80s 12 inch remix,” according to the group’s myspace page. It’s also trippy as balls.

It makes me feel like someone is running a finger around in my skull and mixing up my brains like soup in a bowl. It makes me feel like a swirl of neon colors all yellow and orange and purple. It makes me feel like dropping acid. It makes me feel like ripping off my clothes and running around waving sprinklers in the dark.

[Buy The Electronic Anthology Project. Photo is Ryan McGinley‘s Fireworks Hysteric.]

Say cheese!

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moools – neednoneed (iruiranai)

It didn’t take three minutes after the graduation ceremony for Jen’s aunt to bring up teaching.

“So what are you going to do with your history degree? Teach?” Aunt Betty asked cheerfully as they leaned in to snap a picture together.

Jen frowned.

“Hopefully not; I don’t like kids,” she said.

Which wasn’t really true. She quite enjoyed kids, usually. But it made for an easy answer that shut up people like Aunt Betty without making them regret the birthday checks they sent.

The thing of it was – why teach when she could DO?

Jen speared a stray balloon with her heels.

Teaching felt like giving in. There was life to be lived! Romances to sever prematurely, dusty countries to visit, tales to retell loudly in bars, apartments to tiptoe barefooted into, lakes to jump into off balconies!

(Oh god, why was Uncle Earl’s hand so low on her back?)

To be locked in a classroom for the rest of her life felt like trading adventure in. She wasn’t ready to settle for that.

Not just yet.

[Buy Weather Sketch Modified]

Scalpers and ballroom dancing

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Wolf Parade – No One Saves The Day [ Live]

When I saw Wolf Parade at the Showbox in Seattle on Monday, I killed some time before the show started by smoking a cig out front of the venue. My addiction’s been acting up lately.

Most of the members of Wolf Parade did the same. At one point a scalper approached guitarist Dan Boeckner and tried to sell him a vastly overpriced ticket. Boeckner declined, mentioned he was in the band, and they seemed to joke about it for a bit.

I’m not a big fan of going to shows alone. The shared experience of concerts is pretty ineffable, so having a friend you can turn and look at after the show and see the same gleam in his eyes or upturned corners of his lips helps cement the memory. That’s the same reason I usually dislike bootlegs; too much is lost.

Flying solo for this show ended up working out pretty alright, since I spent most of it with my eyes closed dancing my little white boy dance. It was the most cockrocktastic show I’ve ever been to. I’m pretty sure my penis grew two inches just from feeling the vibrations from those cockrockin’ tunes.

Some of the cheering after songs was louder than the music itself, and Dan mentioned that he enjoyed the “house party vibe” going on in the audience.

During the jam at the end of closer Kissing The Beehive, a guy named Page, who I had met out front, approached me with his hand extended. I went to shake it, but he moved it out, so instead I went in for a hug, figuring we were both drunk and that’s what drunk people do.

“That’s not what I was going for,” he yelled. “Spin.”

So we clasped hands above our heads and spun each other, awkwardly, self-consciously, like ballroom dancers.

Dan should have bought a ticket. Whatever he spent would have been worth it.

[Buy EXPO 86 and download Pardon My Blues.]

She is perfect in that fucked up way

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Everclear -Amphetamine

I should have quit when I wasn’t so far behind.

[Buy So Much For The Afterglow and listen to it pretty consistently in your middle school years so when you play it later on in life it will be drenched in enough nostalgia to drown your inhibitions toward rocking out alone in your car.]

I’ve got nothing left to be

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Dinosaur Jr. – Plans

It’s my birthday today. I’m 24.

I never planned on living this long. Seriously, I thought I’d die by at least 21. I’ve accomplished everything I set out to do, like support myself and learn to not hate myself.

I’m not really sure where to go from here. How much longer does this life thing keep going? I guess I’ll have to make a new list, maybe get a better paying job and learn to like myself a bit.

Nah, I’ll probably just get drunk instead or something.

[Buy Farm.]