Cat Stevens – The First Cut Is The Deepest
Favorite emotion: Nostalgia
Most commonly felt emotion: Shame
Most analyzed emotion: Loneliness
Favorite color: Pink
Color of eyes: Gray
Color seen the moment eyes are closed tightly: Violet
Color grandmother mistakenly took as preferable and, as such, the hue of the curtains she purchased for a Christmas present, because those first few forays into sarcasm were lost on most/all: Brown
Amount of enjoyment gleaned from each glance at those hideously fecal-colored curtains, left hanging for years afterward: 68%
Amount of happiness the preteen version experienced overall: 82%
Amount of happiness left now: 42%
Amount of heart available to give a potential lover: 37% on a good day
Amount of cities lived in for at least the extent of a week in the past four months: 12
Number of months since the realization hit that a transient lifestyle is irrevocably damaging to even the sturdiest of relationships: Nine
Time left before a hometown is chosen and roots set: ???
Number of lies told about meaning behind tattoo, simply because the real one takes too long to explain in the normal flow of conversation: Three
Extrapolation of the total number of lies told about tattoo this year, given its age at two months: 18
What this makes you: Liar
Where liars go: Hell
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Marry me?
[Baby, I know.]
I know the true tattoo story and, subsequently, the real reason twinkies exist.