There are a couple of things that we know, that we learned from Fact Magazine:
1. The king wears a king hat and lives in a king house.
2. Your time will come, but tonight is our night, so you should give us all of your drugs.
3. We have a black president, and you do not. So shut up, because you don’t know shit about where I’m from that you didn’t get from your TV.
But honestly, and be honest with yourself, how much time do you waste? How much time do you blow every day?
[Buy This Is Happening and find yourself compulsively dancing on the sidewalks in front of strangers.]
(Photo yet again by the wonderful Glenn Jones.)
We had a female prime minister the other week.
I bet our black president has a longer dick than your female prime minister.